Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Selling point

Selling point

Friday, September 25, 2009

Education 2

Education 2

This had been happening for some time now. No, some more time.

"Our educational policy is backfiring, Your Excellency!"

"Explain yourself, mister Secretary."

"Too many people are illiterate and can't read our corrected and expurgated history books."

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Editorial event

Editorial event

"Mr. Dan Brown, your new novel, The Lost Symbol, is coming out six years after The Da Vinci Code. Why so long between novels?"

"I kept clicking 'Replace Next'. I didn't know I could use "Replace All" and be done with it much faster."

Friday, September 18, 2009

Invention

Invention

"For some reason my user-respectful alarm clock never took off commercially."

"The world is just not ready for it."

"It's 7 AM. Do you wish the alarm to go off? Yes / No"

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Downstairs

Downstairs

"Welcome to Hell! Here, this is on the house."

"This is Hell? I was told it was a place of pain and suffering."

"Well, remember who the ones who think so are."

"Indecency! Vice! Debauchery everywhere! AAAHH!"

Friday, September 11, 2009

Drink ye all

Drink ye all

"You're in big trouble, buddy. Your blood alcohol content is way over the legal limit."

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

A different culture

A different culture

"The new crew member hails from a culture where they repress their emotions and their sex drive results in bouts of irrationality."

"Fascinating!"

"Hey, beauties! What's for dinner?"

Friday, September 4, 2009

Romantic

Romantic

"I like for you to be still: it is as though you were absent..."

"Hey, Arthur! I had no idea you liked poetry."

I love it! This Neruda guy is telling his woman to shut up so he can pretend she's not there. That's a real man!"

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Manifestation

Manifestation

"Yeah, not exactly orthodox, but again, you can't admonish the Holy Ghost, now can you?"

"Boo!"