Friday, November 27, 2009
"My religion compels me to worship God. Law, on the other hand, states that I have the freedom to do so. That implies that I am also free to not do so. That is to say that, legally, worship is not a duty, but only a right. The law is imposing something on me that outright contradicts my beliefs! Therefore... FREEDOM OF RELIGION CURTAILS FREEDOM OF RELIGION!"
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
"Doctor Anthony Schiavoni analyzed this dish soap ad and found over thirty hidden erotic images."
"Interesting. Is there any published study?"
"I have it right here."
PATHOLOGICAL SEXUAL OBSESSIONS OF ANTHONY SCHIAVONI, Ph.D.: A Case Study
Friday, November 20, 2009
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
According to Levinthal and March (1993), few firms are successful at simultaneously developing both radical and incremental knowledge, primarily due to limited resources within the firm. Explicitly focusing on either exploration or exploitation as a means of enhancing the knowledge base generally implies not focusing on the other approach. As researchers (e.g., Hedlund, 1994; Schildt, Maula, & Keil, 2005; Volberda, 1996) have pointed out, focusing on radically new knowledge and focusing on incrementally enhancing a current knowledge base often require very different types of organizational cultures, capabilities, and structures…
"Welcome aboard! We are pleased to have someone with your academic credentials working for us."
"Every new employee is asked to read this book. Please read it."
Once, long ago in a land far away, there lived four little characters who ran through a Maze looking for cheese to nourish them and make them happy.
Two were mice, named “Sniff” and “Scurry”, and two were Littlepeople — beings who were as small as mice but who looked and acted a lot like people today. Their names were “Hem“ and “Haw.“
"My education didn't prepare me for this."
Friday, November 13, 2009
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Friday, November 6, 2009
"Ok, darling, let me tell you a little something. I understand what you're telling me about "evidence" and "scientific method". What I know, however, is that teachings of Guru Sanalachankla about the universe and the self have made me a very serene person and filled me with spiritual peace. And someone who doesn't know the first thing about them won't tell me won't tell me that tye are wrong! IS THAT CLEAR?"
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
"General, one of our spy drones went down near a populated area. We sent a recovery team, but there are witnesses and I am afraid the secrecy of the operation has been compromised."
"Don't worry. Everything is under control."
"It it wasn't a UFO crash, why did the military intervene? Why did they take the remains away before anyone could take a look at them? They're depriving us from the answer to the greatest enigma in history!"
"He's good. How much are we paying him?"
"Nothing. He doesn't even know he works for us."