Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Greatness

Greatness

"No, I don't hate you for being an atheist. I just pity you for not being humble enough to consider that there might be something greater than yourself."

"So, it takes an eternal, all-powerful being that created the universe for there to be something greater than yourself? Your humility overwhelms me."

"I hate you."

Friday, March 26, 2010

Shareholders meeting

Shareholders meeting

"In the last quarter, our market share has reached a historical low of .0000000000001%. We have never been stronger! Our shareholders can expect to get an envelope that used to contain money by the end of the current fiscal year."

"Bravo!"

HOMEOLABS

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Suppose

Suppose

"Suppose there's a ticking bomb hidden in a hospital and one of the bombers is in police custody. Wouldn't torture be justified to make him reveal the location of the device and save innocent lives?"

"Suppose the bombers say they will remotely defuse the bomb if you are tortured."

"Now you are bringing absurd suppositions."

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

What ever happened to my snobbery?

According to the tradition I just decided exists, Flea Snobbery is taking its irregular, unpredictable vacation. Updates will resume next Tuesday, March 23rd.

Friday, March 12, 2010

Definition 2

Definition 2

"To prevent the chaos of a relativistic society where everything and anything is allowed, we must uphold the traditional definition of marriage as the union of a man and a woman..."

"That's right!"

"Well put!"

"... dissolved only by death."

"Hey!"

"Well, there's no need to get fanatical about it, right?"

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Form of government

Form of government

"Legal recognition will be withdrawn from political parties, except for the ruling party, which will become an official part of the state structure. Every citizen will need government permission to travel abroad."

"TYRANNY!"

Friday, March 5, 2010

Poll

Poll

"This poll I put up on my web site is not working as it should. Can you fix it?"

"Hmm... It needs some tweaking."

"Thank you very much!"

"You're welcome."

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Measurement

Measurement

"Nonsense! Everyone can see that the upper line is longer than the lower one. The only thing you proved is that lines of this kind can't be properly measured with a ruler."