Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Hoax

Hoax

"A hoax is to make people believe something that is false. This, on the other hand, s to make them see that our sins make the Virgin suffer. Which is true! So this is not a hoax!"

"If you say so..."

Friday, April 26, 2013

Monument

Monument

... and this statue pays eternal tribute to our immortal Great Leader who taught us that everyone is equal and no person is above another...

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Books

Books

"This device projects books onto your retinas and you can navigate just by moving your eyeballs."

"Bah! It will never be a substitute for the sensation of pressing a button on my e-reader and seeing the page change."

Friday, April 19, 2013

Growth

Growth

"Between the two of us, we have only four bags of grain. But if we put my ideas into practice, we can have twice as much!"

"Oh!"

"See? I told you!"

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Bundled

Bundled

"Do you have any loose ideas?"

"Don't waste my time."

Friday, April 12, 2013

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

At the coffee shop

At the coffee shop

"There were really coffee shops before wi-fi existed, granpa? What were they for?"

"Well, back then there was nothing you could retweet, share or like, so people met at these shops to fix the world in person."

Friday, April 5, 2013

Position

Position

"Oh, sure! Since you can't climb this high on your own, you want to bring me down so you can feel better! Envy is one ugly motivation, you know."

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Evangelizing

Evangelizing

"Part of our evangelizing mission is to make the world see that happiness is only possible in the bosom of the Catholic Church?"

"How do you do that?"

"We pressure for legislation that makes Catholics happy and everyone else miserable."