Tuesday, July 29, 2014

The problem of evil

The problem of evil

"If God is omnipotent, omniscient and omnibenevolent, why does evil exist? Theologians and philosophers have debated the issue for centuries."

"Hooray! Well, just one more level and then I'll eradicate evil from the world."

Friday, July 25, 2014

Impartiality

Impartiality

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Jurassic Park

Jurassic Park

"What is this chicken?"

"It's a dinosaur, Mr. Hammond."

"With feathers? Ridiculous! I want them gone in the next batch."

Friday, July 18, 2014

Cell phone

Cell phone

"Beware of your cell phone! It will make you sterile!"

"Contraception is a sin!"

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Want

Want

"I need one hundred extra dollars to pay this month's rent."

"Is that all you need? I envy you, my friend! I need thirty million to expand abroad."

Friday, July 11, 2014

Hate

Hate

"So, these people hates our people guts."

"Let's slaughter them at random until they stop hating us."

"Excellent idea!"

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Old shoe

Old shoe

"Pst! Pal!"

"Huh? Me?"

"Are you interested in buying this old shoe for all the money you're carrying?"

"Er... I don't think..."

"'They' don't want you to have the shoe."

"Oh, yeah? Give me that!"

Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Multicolored

Multicolored

"I love how diverse this group is! No one is discriminated against! Green, orange, purple or normal, all are welcome here!"