Friday, August 28, 2015
"Brethren! Hark my words! The mighty Invisible Hand is punishing us for allowing such sins as as minimum wage and public healthcare to thrive in our midst. We must cast workers into unemployment to placate his wrath so He'll grant us prosperity again!"
Tuesday, August 25, 2015
Tuesday, August 18, 2015
Friday, August 14, 2015
Tuesday, August 11, 2015
"The collections of this museum are impressive. And very valuable!"
"That's right! And we protect them with a very simple measure. This tube of homeopathic pills."
"This is a security measure?"
"And a very effective one! No museum protected by a tube of homeopathic pills has ever been robed."
"Hum... Are there many of those museums?"
"Oh, sure. Let's start shilling for Big Pharma."